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sometimes the recurring characters in my life say shit that's sitcom worthy.

I JUST LIKE TO KEEP TRACK OK

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  • Eric: Come to McDonald's.
  • Terri: No.
  • Eric: Here, talk to Alex. (passes the phone)
  • Alex: Terri, come to McDonald's and we will give you oral pleasure.
  • Terri: ACTUALLY?! ............... wait. you are offering.. to buy me McDick's.
  • Alex: Well... maybe.
  • Terri: Not my friend anymore.