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sometimes the recurring characters in my life say shit that's sitcom worthy.

I JUST LIKE TO KEEP TRACK OK

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  • Terri: Everyone's a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it'll spend its whole life thinking it's stupid.
  • Nick: Trust me Terri, it's stupid, it's a fish. It'll spend its life circling the little castle in its fishbowl, not getting a job, not contributing to the household. Hey, let's get a fish. We can name him James Dean.